YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone
is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOURSELF
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Jamaican Badman
Two Jamaican badman are walking through the countryside.
They haven't eaten for days and are starving.
They see a tree in the distance, and as they get nearer,they notice it is draped with rashers of bacon; smoked bacon, crispy bacon, boiled bacon, bacon bits, grilled bacon, jerk bacon, Canadian bacon, all sorts of bacon.
"Look deh ! ",says the first badman, " a bacon tree to rahtid ! And we ah dead fe hungry from Dudus gone? "
Salivating, he desperately runs up to the tree .
As he gets close, he's gunned down by a hail of bullets from every angle.
His friend shouts, "wha 'appen? wha 'appen?
The first badman replies, " rass claat, dis a nuh bacon tree, is a 'ham-bush'!
They haven't eaten for days and are starving.
They see a tree in the distance, and as they get nearer,they notice it is draped with rashers of bacon; smoked bacon, crispy bacon, boiled bacon, bacon bits, grilled bacon, jerk bacon, Canadian bacon, all sorts of bacon.
"Look deh ! ",says the first badman, " a bacon tree to rahtid ! And we ah dead fe hungry from Dudus gone? "
Salivating, he desperately runs up to the tree .
As he gets close, he's gunned down by a hail of bullets from every angle.
His friend shouts, "wha 'appen? wha 'appen?
The first badman replies, " rass claat, dis a nuh bacon tree, is a 'ham-bush'!
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Why Men Wear Earrings
Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?
A man is at work one day when he notices that his Jamaican co-worker is wearing an earring.
The man knows his Jamaican co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense"
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in my car."
(I always wondered how this trend got started)
A man is at work one day when he notices that his Jamaican co-worker is wearing an earring.
The man knows his Jamaican co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense"
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in my car."
(I always wondered how this trend got started)
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