A lawyer and a Jamaican citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that Jamaicans are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.
So the lawyer asks if the Jamaican would like to play a fun game.
The Jamaican is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists saying that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Jamaican's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?'
The Jamaican doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now it's the Jamaican's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes the Jamaican and hands him $500.
The Jamaican pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Jamaican up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The Jamaican reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy,
how was I born ?'
The father answers,
'Well, son, I guess one day
you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and
I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into
a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from
my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the
delete button , nine months later a little
Pop-Up appeared that said:
'You've got Male
how was I born ?'
The father answers,
'Well, son, I guess one day
you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and
I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into
a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from
my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the
delete button , nine months later a little
Pop-Up appeared that said:
'You've got Male
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Friday, September 3, 2010
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