The Old Man from St. Mary and the Potatoes

An old man lived alone in St. Mary, Jamaica. He wanted to plough his field to plant potatoes, but it was very hard work, and he was unable to do it alone. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, "Papa, beg yu nuh dig up the garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"

At 4 a.m. the next morning police and soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now plant yu potatoes, Papa. Is the best I could do at this time."

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.  He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'  St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.  Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'  'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'  'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'  'Incredible,' said the man'. And whose clock is that one?'  St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'  'Where's Bruce Golding ’s clock?' asked the man. Bruce’s  clock is in Jesus' office.  He's using it as a ceiling fan

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