Wow the things they are selling these days

Jamaican Bank Robbery - Valentine's Edition

A Jamaican bank robber went into a bank at Half Way Tree and pull out a gun and said
"Hevry Baddy, li dung pon di groun or ah shoot all a una blouse & skirts " Tella! ful up di grip wid dollas"

After the teller filled up the suitcase with money, the robber said to one woman on ground:
 "Yu dey! Yu see a rabbry ere toodey?"  The woman said "yes! mi si every ting"
So he shot the woman dead and said to the next woman lying beside her.  
"Yu dey! Yu see a rabbry ere toodey?"  
The woman said "No Sah! mi no see nuting, but mi husband beside mi, him si hevery Ting"

Another "Sign" of Jamaica

No dumping unless  and only unless you are NWC

Manatt Enquiry Maths?

There is always comedy n the most serious of circumstances.Manatt Phelps Phillips Enquiry provides some comic relief,as KD Knight questioned Douglas Leys as to how much money would be left on the contract.To which Leys' attorney argued a motion that his client would be unable to give that answer.

QC KD Knight replied US$100,000 per quarter is $400,000 and $50,000 was paid by Mr. Vaz. $400,000 minus $50,000 leaves $350,000. Now that's how I learned maths at Wolmers,I am not so sure about Jamaica College.

Wonder who is the maths brain from primary school?